How to Kiss a Woman Like a Hollywood Stud!

Guys – within these few precious pages are the keys to becoming an expert kisser! Learn these secrets and you will capture many a women’s heart.

First, you must realize the ‘vibrations’ or ’emotional sensations’ generated by a kiss are much different for men than they are for women. For the unknowing man, usually a kiss is simply one of the first steps towards the ultimate – sex! These same men see kissing as an inconvenience and not for what it really is – a magical key that unlocks the gates to nirvana!

The kiss to a woman is so much more than most men realize. It is believed that a woman will decide within five minutes of meeting a man whether or not she will have sex with him soon BUT if he is a bad or even a mediocre kisser, her mind will change immediately! In fact, the decision may be made to never have sex with this guy. You must understand that women believe, and rightly so, that if a man fails to see the sensual benefits of a fine kiss then surely he will not, cannot, be sensual when making love. The rare man who can get lost in the passion of a great kiss will break the barriers of most women.

In most cases, and unfortunately for the bad kisser, women will not verbally reveal that you are a bad kisser but it will be obvious with her actions and inactions. A bad kisser rarely gets invited into a woman’s apartment for a nightcap, let alone breakfast the next morning. A bad kisser will have many girl ‘friends’ but rarely will he have a long-term ‘girlfriend’ due to his handicap. A bad kisser is the butt of many jokes when a flock of 2 or more women gather. Don’t underestimate the power of The Kiss!

Remember this; the good kisser sincerely believes the kiss to be the destination not just as a step towards the end goal of sex. The true master kisses as if he is grateful to never do anything else with this woman, as if he never wants to do anything else with this woman. He kisses as if this is what he’s been dying to do for years and he wants to savor every second of the moment. Yes, a fine kiss, like fine wine, is to be savored and remembered not gulped and forgotten.

The next time you kiss a woman, assume you are being graded on your ability to kiss because you are. Failing marks in the kissing department will not allow you to graduate to the next level.

Make the commitment today to learn the necessary skills to becoming a legendary kisser and you will be amazed at the results!

The Kiss

“His kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread”

As You Like It III, 4 (Rosalind to Celia, concerning Orlando) William Shakespeare

Be Prepared…

First and foremost you MUST guard against BAD BREATH! This will kill a relationship quicker than if you were crushed by a passing train on your first date!  There are numerous bad breath remedies online. Find one and fix this problem.

When preparing for a date, be sure your teeth are sparkling and your tongue scrubbed as clean as the deck of a Navy vessel. Be prepared with breath mints or gum should you decide to eat prior to any possible kiss. (Personally, I carry a travel container size of Orange Citrus Listerine. It taste great, freshens your breath, and kills any germs even considering making your mouth a home.)

The time has come for The Kiss!

Note: I have placed the following information in a step-by-step format. Your real life situation may cause you to digress from this format but by studying the information below you will capture the meaning of the instructions and be able to apply them accordingly.

1. I’m assuming you and her are in a comfortable position either on a comfortable couch or perhaps her doorstep. If you are not comfortable, get comfortable. Juggling for a comfortable position during a kiss is awkward and labels you as an amateur.

2. Hold your lover, or lover to be, gently but firmly. My personal favorite standing position is to gently hold both her hands, waist high, then slowly bend towards her for the kiss. This maneuver is not threatening to her and even has a sense of traditional chivalry. Another option is to gently touch her face and lips then cup her face with one or both hands just below her ears and tenderly pull her head towards yours. Of course, if she resist, even the slightest, stop immediately.

Simple rule; if she pulls back then you pull back. If she moves forward, you move forward.

3. Plant soft, delicate kisses on her lips, cheeks and eyelids. Softly run your finger over her lips as you move your lips towards her. Smoothly tilt your head in the opposite direction of hers (without bumping noses) and merge your closed lips to hers. Once your lips meet, close your eyes and get lost in the sensation of the kiss. Mimic her kissing actions for a few seconds and gather sense of her reaction. Your goal, here and now, is to please HER!

OPTION: If this your first goodnight kiss, STOP after this first kiss! Kiss her gently on the forehead and say “Goodnight. I had an incredible time and I can’t wait to see you again.”

I realize this is in direct contrast to your manhood but it’s good to leave a woman when she is turned on sensually. By doing this simple, albeit difficult, gesture you demonstrate considerable respect for her and self control for yourself, two very redeeming qualities. You will leave her with questions unanswered. You have now become an enigma. This can drive a woman crazy with passion!

4. Continue kissing her affectionately, but now with your lips slightly open no wider than your finger. Kiss her lips as if you are calmly sucking the juice from the side of a Popsicle. Savor the sweetness and tenderness of her lips. Your lips should now be in pulsating sync with hers. Monitor her reaction to your action. Is she receptive to your kiss? Is her body language telling you she is enjoying the kiss? Is she subtly exposing her breast to you by repositioning her arms? Perhaps, if seated, she has uncrossed her legs. Don’t even think about getting a case of ‘crazy hands’ before you see these signs or similar. The flavor and thrill of this kiss should absorb all your concentration. In fact, your immediate goal in life is to bring your women to orgasm with your kissing talents. Believe me, it can be done!

5. If she is receptive thus far to your kiss, now is the time to pull your lips from hers. Yes, pull your lips from hers, stare into her eyes for a few seconds, smile softly, gently kiss her nose once (Nose kiss is optional) then kiss her neck four to five times before pressing your lips to hers again, repeating step 4. (This pause will, consciously perhaps even subconsciously, indicate to her a.) That YOU are in control! Women love this! And b.) The importance of this kiss to you and the passion you feel for her. In essence, you are making the bold statement – “I am enjoying the living hell out of this kiss, I want it to last, and my penis is NOT doing the thinking.”)

Again, judge her reactions to each of your actions. Women have different erogenous zones. Often her neck and ear area are prime sensual real estate zones. Your lips on her collarbone or the inside of her elbow may be the next best thing to serious foreplay for her. Be experimental. Be deliberate. A woman likes to know a man knows what he is doing. But always be tender.

If you do discover an area that arouses exceptional passion in her, tease that area, pulling back at key times, leaving her wanting more.

NOTE: It is not a sin to leave her, even if momentarily, in a discombobulated, passionate state. If you sense her passion peaking to an unbelievable level pull back! As stated earlier, this self-control will, at best, drive her passionately wild or, at worse, reveal to her that you are a man who knows what he is doing!

“I can express no kinder sign of love Than this kind kiss”

2 Henry V I,1 (Henry first meeting Margaret) William Shakespeare

6. It is now time to get risky. Slowly and lightly draw your tongue across her lips. If all is going well, chances are her lips will open and her tongue will meet yours. A few DO’s to follow…

  • DO breathe through your nose. If this is not natural for you, practice. Use a nose spray prior to your date to clear your nasal passages. If she loses consciousness during your awesome kiss ONLY THEN can you breath through your mouth to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Keep in mind, you are kissing a women not blowing up a beach ball!
  • DO swallow often while kissing. Chances are your dental hygienist will not be available with her suction wa
  • DO attempt to keep your lips moist. This slight lubrication will make the kiss even more enjoyable for you and your lucky lady.
  • DO get into a groove, that pulsating sync I spoke about earlier. Like good sex and great dancing, kissing with the tongue requires give-and-take. As the kissing proceeds she may want to take control. Let her. Follow her lead
  • DO pause on occasion with the tongue but remain joined at the lips. This can actually heighten the passion much like being on a dance floor holding your partner motionless. Chemistry is being created. This is good!

A few Do NOT’s about kissing with your tongue…

  • Do NOT dart your tongue in and out of her mouth! Your woman is kissing a man not Sammy The Snake. Gently, passionately, ‘wrestle’ her tongue with yours. Develop a rhythm between her tongue and yours. At times, in a lightly and controlled manner, suck on her lip and her tongue.
  • DO NOT BITE. The tongue is very sensitive so be careful.
  • Do NOT jam your tongue down her throat. Leave the tonsillectomy to a qualified surgeon.
  • Do NOT swing your tongue around her mouth like a crazed windmill.
  • Do NOT lick her like an Irish Setter does a plate of beef drippings.

NEWSFLASH! There are no erogenous zones in the back of her throat!

7. By now, the passion should be increasing between the two of you. Allow your hands to get in the act by stroking her hair, massaging the inner parts of her arms, rubbing her back, caressing her face BUT leave her breast and genital area alone. Most men will dive for her breast and crotch at this stage of the game. But you’re different, right? Concentrate on your kissing skills only. She will let you know if and when she’s ready to proceed further. Once you master kissing, every segment of the lovemaking will be enhanced. Please, trust me on this!

“In kissing do you render or receive?… The kiss you take is better than you give.”

Troilus and Cressida IV, 5 (Cressida to Patroclus) William Shakespeare

8. If you are in a daring mood, try kissing with your eyes open and see if she is receptive. This is taboo to various ‘experts’ and many people find this to be an impossible task, like sneezing with your eyes open. But for some, open-eye kissing can increase the intimacy much like making love with the lights on full power.

Well, my friend, this is where I have decided to end ‘How To Kiss Like A Hollywood Stud!’ Any advice given after this would be trespassing into the fields of foreplay and this I do NOT want to do. This report is on kissing and kissing alone! Please understand how important this lost art is to a woman. Understand this, and you can write your own ticket.

Here Is a List That Is Helping Travellers Find the Best Spots in Ireland

Below are my favourite Irish sights – excluding Dublin.

Cliffs Of Moher -Western Ireland

If you do not see the Cliffs of Moher while you are visiting Ireland, you are missing out! Just mind the strong wind and the chilliness (must be the coldest spot on the island).

Walking boots and a pair of gloves are essentials to enjoy this stunning and beautiful phenomenon!

The cliffs are really spectacular, one of the most amazing things in the world. You get absolutely swept up in the moment!

Derrynane Beaches

The beaches are quite expansive, with clear water, truly fantastic. It consists of fine sand (not a mud composite or shale/shell mix).

If you are on the Kerry Way, make a small detour to Derrynane House and beach and you’ll be awestruck by the rugged beauty of the beach.

There are several beaches and coves strung together in a truly spectacular setting. It has everything – breath-taking views, a ruin to explore at one end, calm and peaceful.

Ring of Kerry Route

No visit to Ireland would be complete without a drive on the Ring of Kerry, no disappointment here. The views around the ring are beautiful, amazing!

I don’t recommend taking a bus tour because it is really great when you can just stop anywhere if you want to have a look around. There are lots of nice places to stop and just breathe in the fresh air and beauty all around.

Many places along the Ring rent bikes, and we encountered many cyclists on the road. Probably the very best way to experience it!

Just one warning: people tell you the roads are narrow, but not HOW narrow. I recommend you take full insurance coverage for your rental car.

Drive slow when getting off the path to give way, especially to the tour busses, which is why I would venture to go against all the advice on the net that tells you to drive the opposite way as the busses.

That advice makes no sense to me, as those busses take up ¾ of an already narrow road and you have to give way when sometimes there is no space. They don’t drive slowly and you can’t drive faster anyway because of the narrow, winding roads, rather follow them!

Also, you don’t want to drive fast, because there is so much beauty to take in. Don’t miss it, it is so worth it!

Blarney Castle

This castle is Close to the city of Cork. It is a very touristic spot, so if that’s what you’re into by all means, it is great fun going through the ruins of the castle.

Everything is labelled so you know what the room was and the climb to the top is crazy as the stairs are narrow and steep – Many steps and twisting staircases, some of which are spiral.

I know it’s a touristy thing to “kiss the Blarney Stone” but one of us had to do it! Kissing the stone reminded me of a Santa Claus line…

You lie on your back and bend backwards to kiss the stone. An attendant grips you firmly to prevent you from falling into the protective steel framing below the stone that is a safety feature, but there are also hand rails to hold.

While you kiss the stone your picture is taken which you can buy from the shop afterwards.

The Blarney castle gardens are truly amazing… pleasant to walk, interesting plants and flowers, small river, gift shop, etc. We finished up early and had plenty of time to kill so we went to just check out the gardens.

I am very happy we visited.

Dingle

After strolling around the quaint town of Dingle and having some of the famous ice cream, we made a stop to see Funghie. Funghie is a wild dolphin who loves to entertain people in the bay, daily. And while watching Funghie was great fun, seeing the town of Dingle from the water along with the caves etched into the cliffs was worth the price of admission alone.

I can’t recommend this trip enough, and wish continued success to this company for the future.

Funghie is lovely and anyone who takes this trip won’t be disappointed. He came along-side of the boat, and swam along for some time just under the surface and jumping out of the water – great fun.

I thought he might feel a little harassed by the boats circling around him, though he seemed to enjoy it as much as the spectators.

Towards the end of our boat ride Funghie headed out of the bay to feed which was a lovely indication he is still his own boss and the boat trips are on his terms.

Slea Head Drive

… and then it gets better. The Dingle Peninsula on the west coast in County Kerry is spectacular

This is where the mountains meet the blue sea, and all contribute together to yield an experience not to be missed. The whole drive is amazing and I think it is one of the most picturesque places in Ireland.

Before traveling to Dingle we had very high expectations on doing the Slea Head drive, but nothing prepared us for the real thing! It turned out to be spectacular!

It is tight in places and you have to concentrate driving but the passengers have a wonderful view. Driving towards Dunmore Head we saw many rock walls dividing the farms, making it a unique landscape.

Killarney National Park

Killarney National Park offers a lot of activities ranging from sedate to active. Spend as much time as you can here. There is so much to do… walking, cycling and several fantastic trails.

Get a free map at the tourist office. In the beginning you’ll meet other tourists but keep on breathing and you’ll leave them behind.

Visit the Torc Waterfall for a more strenuous hike with breath-taking views in every direction, including that of the Muckross House.

At Muckross House there is a cafe and the house tour should not be missed.

The views all around are gorgeous but Ladies View can’t be beat.

Oh, one last thing! Do not miss the live music in the pubs!! This is where you truly come close to the real Irish people and traditions. It was a fantastic way to spend our last night in Ireland!

Hoping to be back someday, I encourage everyone who hadn’t been before – you have to see Ireland before you die…

Let Kissing Liven Up Your Meetings (and More Kissing Tips)

Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks out with very few blood stains. All over a seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport ever?

Some say “football”. Some say “baseball”. Canadians say “hockey”. The rest of the world says “soccer”. (Actually, they say “football”, too…but they mean “soccer”.

I say: “kissing”. Yes, kissing is the greatest sport ever. Allow me to recount just a few of the reasons.

Kissing is a very versatile sport. There are so many kisses – at least one for each occasion. There is the peck on the cheek kiss, the peck on each cheek kiss, the peck on your nephew’s cheek kiss while grabbing the other cheek flab with your hand, the madly passionate kiss, the kiss on the hand, the kiss of death, the “Hey you! Kiss this!”, and even the town of Kissimmee (founded by early Italian pioneer kissers) in Florida.

Kissing is easy to transport. It really doesn’t matter where you are. You can kiss: at the gym, in the boardroom, in the space shuttle, even in Alaska from June through September.

Kissing requires very little equipment, meaning you can do it even when unprepared, and even when you have to travel light. This makes it the ideal participation sport for businessmen, world travelers and hang gliders

Kissing always livens things up. Try this: the next time you are in a booooring meeting that seems to last foreeeeever, why not just kiss somebody. See how it livens things up?

Kissing is legal in all 50 states and most countries. Rumors are circulating that kissing will even be legalized soon on Mars, Jupiter and in Afghanistan.

Kissing is 100% biodegradable, so when you kiss somebody, you help the environment.

Kissing is safe to do in a moving vehicle, as long as you are not driving.

Kissing is non toxic…unless you kiss somebody who has just swallowed a bottle of Drano. Even so, kissing is still safe, as long as you avoid the mouth area.

Kissing is non-fattening. This is perhaps the best news of all, because now dieters have something to keep their mouths busy while not eating, and smokers can quit smoking without having to chew candies until they a) need to diet or b) induce diabetes. (Read the headline: “Kissing prevents diabetes”)

Kissing is organic, low in sodium, preservative-free, low in saturated fats and does not contain dozens of delicious ingredients that cannot be pronounced, like javelchromopntheoremicherbicidic acid.

Most kisses are not tested on animals, but who am I to stifle your sense of adventure.

You can kiss just about everyone: your boyfriend, your aunt, your wife, your veterinarian, the Prime Minister of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick and your pet aardvark. Don’t try kissing them all at the same time, though…especially not your boyfriend and your wife.

Kissing meets the toughest safety regulations of any national or international sporting organization. Kissing has a tremendous safety record, except for the occasional locked braces. But a quick call for a AAA tow truck fixes that problem (CAA in Canada, AA in the UK, the local plumber in France)

The only recorded deaths involving kissing are by third parties, usually wives, husbands, spurned lovers and other spectators who somehow get past security and storm onto the playing field.

There are a few kisses we recommend you avoid. These are often referred to as “extreme kissing”. Don’t kiss an on-duty sumo wrestler; it is considered dangerous. Don’t kiss a metal fence-post in sub-zero weather; readers in northern climates know exactly what I mean. Don’t kiss any electrical outlets. Don’t kiss the vacuum cleaner if you want to retain all your vital organs. It’s OK to kiss sandpaper, just don’t use your tongue. Don’t kiss a chainsaw; we feel this one is self-explanatory. And don’t kiss your office manager while on duty…unless you happen to be a work-from-home hermit like me.

But overall, kissing is so great that it makes baseball, hockey, football and soccer seem like bush league sports. Next time you hear a brawl at your local barbershop, just go in and give everyone a kiss. I guarantee that you will win the argument hands down. And if not, at least you will make some new friends to argue with.

Gustav Klimt – The Kiss

The Kiss by Gustav Klimt is the Austrian’s most famous oil painting from a long and distinguished career. This article examines why The Kiss is respected as Klimt’s best painting and what other of his works art lovers choose to buy as reproductions around the world. All the other great Klimt paintings will be included to make this a thorough study of his career, for those who only know of The Kiss and wish to find out more about Klimt’s others.

Other famous painting by Klimt have spanned right across his career, with the best including the likes of Beethoven Frieze, Adele Bloch-Bauer I, Judith and the Head of Holofernes, Danaë, Mäda Primavesi, Death And Life, Tree Of Life, Mother And Child, Pallas Athene, Forest Birch Trees, Three Ages Of Woman, Music and Johanna Staude.

Klimt’s earliest paintings differed from those that he is now best known for. They were commonly more traditional works based on more natural subjects rather than fantasy based portraits which became more frequent later on. The depictions of female sexuality and complex myriads of colour and boldness were combinations which appeared as he grew in strength and confidence as well as creativity. Like most artists, development came experience. This came from his travels around Europe and also from his socialising with other Austrian artists in and around Vienna.

In conclusion, whilst The Kiss remains Gustav Klimt’s most famous painting, it is only one of a number of high quality oil paintings from a career of distinguished achievement and legacy. Those who follow art with interest are well aware of a large number of his works and understand his achievements beyond that work. The Kiss can be seen as the pinnacle and spearhead of a considerable career rather than a sole high point in a flurry of mixed media.